Brian Stohr and Dachshunds

🐾 Welcome to Ween Life

A lifestyle blog dedicated to serving our dachshund overlords.

You didn’t find this website.

You were summoned.

If you’re here, there’s a good chance you:

• Have been pushed to the edge of your own bed by an 11-pound dog.
• Have paid the mandatory Cheese Tax.
• Have opened the back door…then closed it…then opened it again…within thirty seconds.
• Have thrown the same toy hundreds of times while being judged for the quality of your throws.
• Have rearranged your entire evening because a dachshund looked at you.

Congratulations.

You’re one of us.